Thursday, September 23, 2010

Flattered

"I'm flattered"
"You flatter me"
"You're flatter than that TV screen"

The English language and be weird sometimes...

Flat :- Something without bumps/ smooth even surface*
Flatter :- A comparison of flat stuff?*
Flattered :- Past tense of 'Flatter' ??*

How and who came up with these words??

*Not actual definitions from the dictionary

Career Fair Fall 2010

It's that time again but it's different this time for me.
Usually I would just print out my resume on plain A4 paper with a cheap pathetic portfolio (cardboard paper) to bring with me.
This time, none of that cheap stuff. I'm serious this time. Special resume paper, with leather portfolio!

End result? Unknown and uncertain...

Overall this semester's career fair in general was horrid. Though it's better than the one during spring this year where about 50% of the registered companies couldn't turn up because of a blizzard. This year, because of the August floods in Ames, most of the usual indoor locations could not be used to cater this year's career fair. Instead, makeshift temporary tents were used and placed on uneven grounds.

Yea, this might seem like a good idea at first.... IF IT'S NOT RAINING THE WHOLE GADDAMN DAY! In the tent, the ground is covered with some plastic-fur-like-carpeting yet water seeps through with each step on it. As mentioned before, the ground below the carpeting isn't actually flat. There are uneven surfaces and areas where rain water collects. One wrong step and there goes your shoes. I'm pretty sure many who wore high heels or flip flops that day were not enjoying it one bit.
I thought it's been long enough for the indoors of Fisher/Hilton to be dried out and cleaned out. Guess not...
What impression does this give the registered companies towards ISU?

A plus side though is that since it's raining, cool air was being blown in the tents sardined with people. If wasn't cool enough, I'm sure people will be complaining about the heat instead... So either ways, hot or cold, TENTS MUST GO.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

It's a sad day indeed

Career fair today and it's raining/wet
There was a flash flood warning which could dampen the hopes of many students/graduates
....and the season of exposed skin is over!

Good thing there's HIMYM

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Stuff I wish I could write in a professional paper

Sometimes I would wonder...

A :Sometimes I would wonder...
What would I do without you....

B: Talk to yourself

*facepalm*

http://kawaiinot.com/?p=354



Sunday, September 19, 2010

Polka dot bikinis

Got me thinking again...
since that LMFAO song "I'm in ___ " came out, there's a part in the lyrics that go,

"Hey! You look kinda cute, in that polka dot bikini girl"

Think of how that affected girls from ever wearing a polka dot bikini.
Would they wear it more because they want guys to think of them like that song or would they wear them less because they're embarrassed of that pickup line?

And as for guys, you see a cute girl in a polka dot bikini, would the first thing that goes to your mind is "Hey! She look kinda cute in that polka dot bikini" with the same melody/rhythm as that song?

Also for bikini manufacturers, were there a huge boost in sales of polka dot bikinis or a drop in sales?

How did I not put the pieces together?! HDFS 276

I know I should've noticed these earlier since I've heard about these 'unsymmetrical' body parts before. It was only until recently I put the pieces together...

It's normal for females to have one boob slightly larger than the other (usually left)
It's normal for males to have one testicle/sack larger than the other

Why is this so??? Which part of evolution made it that way and for what purpose?