Weird Dreams : Squirrel Park

I had this dream.... Two nights ago.
Went to this squirrel park...
And was greeted by two playful squirrels.
They seem to be comfortable with humans. Kept following me expecting me to feed them food (squirrel park).

They were jumping over my shoulders all around.

Of the two squirrels , one was male and other female. Easy to tell as one of them were lighter color than the other. Another feature is for some reason, the female has boobs(not human boobs. More like a bump in the chest)

So after realizing we had no food, the male went into this "coconut" inside there's this "hamster wheel" thing for it to run around.

I felt pity for them, so I bought some nuts from the near by vending machine. Gave the female.

I went to the coconut to lure the male out. No response. So I picked it up. Looked inside, and found the male squirrel wedged between the wall and the wheel dead and bloodied.

The end

Post credits scene. The female squirrel likely the male's partner started going into a hysteric fit. Rage, confusion, it's super effective mode.

Weird Dreams : Durian Runtuh

I have this dream last night.... Kept me awake whole night...
Went to 7eleven in the UK to buy a "betting ticket" for 300yen.
You have to guess how many durian will fall off the tree when it is shaken. If you get it right, you get 3000 £.

Having previously dreamt of this, I bet 6 durian. Walked about 50 meters away to a tree near the city centre. This bet happens every hour. People gathered and waited anxiously.

12 durian fell... Along with a few giant inflatable watermelons

I then woke up in the middle of the night sue to disappointment... Then slept again..... This time I went to an imitation store ... Some bubble tea franchise copying the idea with a fake tree and inflatable fruits.

Lost again.... After the fruits fell, I noticed the workers carting the fruits back into storage to be reused.

It's only when I typed this out I realized I was subliminally dreaming of "durian runtuh".

Edit : Today is 7/11/17 

Weird Dreams : An Odd Stalker Nightmare

I had a dream last night, I was laying in my bed.
Then I saw a small blinking light beside my bed.
Went in closer and saw it was a micro flying drone half the size of a 10cent coin.... With a camera lens attached to it
I grabbed it and the drone turned off/ malfunctioned.
Oh the other end of my bedroom, I found another drone and the same thing occurred. 
A few seconds later, I received an sms from an unknown number claiming he is "Tamankhafa" and in the sms there's a link.
On the website, there are photos of me dated since Jan 7th 2016.
Photos of me in my room, around the house, at malls, and places I've been.
I looked back to the sms, and it mentions that if I want them to stop stalking me or make the pictures public, I'd have to make a 'donation'.

Weird Dreams : Star Wars is a Slasher Movie

I had another dream last night,
I was at a hotel watching star Wars a new hope. The effects were crap. There was a big battle at the beginning of the movie with lame effects, lame choreography etc.
Then the movie switches to a Luke and his other college mates, who were at this planet which is fully dense with buildings.
 They entered a hotel but an assassin was waiting in their room and started killing all of Luke's friends one by one. The assassin wasn't using any Jedi powers or skills, he was just brutally killing them using some ninja/ Kung Fu skills. His weapon of choice, a parang (machete).

He was slicing the head off of people (above the nose instead of neck). Dismembering as each of Lukes friends dies one by one. The whole hotel room was painted crimson.

Our hero Luke meanwhile managed to hide in a closet. That's where he met c3p0... While all his friends get massacred outside.

The star wars in my dream was a slasher flick...

Edit 17th Jan 2016 :
Found this vid a day after.....

Weird Dreams : Gay Wrestlers?

 I had a dream last night...
 I was watching an episode for wrestling and they were doing their usual drama backstage. Then a bunch of the female wrestlers came out of their dressing rooms and decided to confess to everyone that they are actually lesbians.
Immediately after, a bunch of male wrestlers left their dressing room and also admitted to the camera that they are gays.
Two other male wrestlers walked out and saw the commotion but kept quiet. One of them hinted of this bullshit and asked the other to leave with him. They were Brock Lesnar and stone cold where the latter initiated to leave.

 As they walk out, they headed to the stair case and then Brock started kissing stone cold on his cheek.....
Stone cold says he isn't gay and that he will have non of this shit
Brock asks what does he fear? Everybody fears something.
 Then a dark figure walks down the stairs... Harlequin diseased faced monstrosity started screaming in the darkness as it's figure slowly brightens into the light.

 And then I woke up...

Additional info :
 For some odd reason when that harlequin person came down... It was like I was watching a youtube vid.... I was expecting a jump scare so I fast  forwarded the video... it was about 10-15 seconds from ending.
I skipped to 5 seconds remaining and then it started screaming and smiling
Once the video ends, I woke up

Weird Dreams : Alternate Pokemon story line

So I had this dream where I was playing Pokemon for the Gameboy color/ Advance.
Walking through some route and heading towards a forest when a loud voice demanded me to turn around and go back.
Being the ultimate Pokemon trainer wannabe, I walked forward. A CG movie then played of lava pouring out of the entrance towards me and two giant ice breathing dragons flew from the direction of the forest firing shards of ice at me. (At this point I was thinking, wow, such cool effects before a boss fight. Pokemon has become so epic.)
I then summoned my twin headed fire and ice breathing mini dragon to fend them off. Ice head cools down the lava, fire head shoots fireballs and took out the two dragons. (I then thought, 'Wow, dual element boss fights.)
Feeling everything was calm again, my character casually walked into the forest only to be back slashed by what looks to be a Dragonite swiftly flying from behind.
For some reason, my pokeballs was picked up by a side character I met and my journey continued from there with that said character explaining my "death".

I then woke up....

Weird Dreams: Shia Lebouf.. most hated person

So I had a dream last night.  I was having an adventure with this cute girl. A Viper challenge like adventure until we became self aware that we are in a dream then people in suits started appearing like those agents from the matrix.

We battled our way somehow with her having guns that magically appear from drawers, cupboards, hidden in various areas in the jungle.  Out of nowhere Shia lebouf appeared, took the girl and hid with her in a box. I opened the box and found both of them disappeared..... Fuck Shia lebouf.

Weird Dreams : Sabah is full of trees

So I had a dream last night... where I was visiting a Sabah friend in ...Sabah
I was brought over to this secluded area in a jungle where I am to climb up this vine towards a hole among the tree branches. After going through, I see myself in a dimly lit maze/theme park like area made entirely of carpentry.
Multiple gimmicks, bridges, musical instruments (angklungs) hanging about on display where it'll move with each step you take on the floor.
After running around and messing with the area, an alarm started to sound and we were directed to two doors for an obstacle/ activity with different challenges. I entered one of the doors and in it is a room with a circular 'Wheel of Fortune' ish wooden wheel on the ground that lights up when you step on each selection.... I don't remember what happens after that...

Weird Dreams : I'm not dreaming!!

So I had a dream last night where I was in the states again. Everything felt so real and believable. Then I told myself, 'this can't be a dream' but then I recalled that I didn't remember the flight journey here. 
So I woke up, saw my room in disappointment and went back to sleep to continue the dream and started yelling out in regret, 'This is a dream! ! Noooooooo! ! '. Grabbed a person next to me and told him, "You are a dream! I'm dreaming! This is all a dream!!"

After that, the dream continued as normal.... And I forgotten that it was only just a dream

Weird Dreams : Everything makes sense until you wake up

Had a dream last night where I was driving to work alone.
Half way on my journey my car broke down. Luckily there was a good samaritan who helped me jump start my car and even offered to drive me to work. So I sat on the passenger seat and enjoyed the smooth journey to work.
Upon reaching my workplace, my colleague who was sitting in the back seat left the vehicle and I thanked the kind man for driving us. Just when I was about to disembark, I remembered I left my ID Card in my car which was parked where my car broke down. I told the driver to send me back there and informed him that I would instead drive my car to work instead of leaving it parked there.

....All of these made sense until I woke up

Weird Dreams ? : Auto Correct

Had an annoying/ frustrating dream of a battle with auto correct when I was trying to type "Curry puffs".
So this tourist wanted to know what this curry filled cookie was called and I decided to look it up over the internet for him on my phone.
Proceeding to type it on my phone, it kept auto correcting itself from 'Curry puff' to...

Procury bluffs
Curyr pufs
blurry
furry
1@$!@%^!@^%@#$@@#$^*!@#$

And when I've finally got "curry" right, pressing space changes it to "Curyr" and the whole process repeats itself again.
The tourist was still standing there bewildered at me tapping on my phone. Pressured, I kept trying, to no avail...

Weird Dreams : hangover marriage?

So I dreamt where I was married but I had no memory of being married to this girl... even found out she had a baby boy who had the same birthday as me and I'm not his biological father. The kid had a birth defect as well where the white liquid in his eyes are clear and every internal of the eye can be seen.
My friends family and parents also said that I was married to her but again I had no memories and played along................

Weird Dreams : Floating fishes in air

Had a dream where you enter this room filled with "air" and there are mini fishes swimming in there in circles. You are given this controller/dial which allows you to change the direction of where the fish will swim (clockwise/anti-clockwise). It seems to be sending electrical signals to those fishes causing them to swim in those directions.
After some time passes, the "air" isn't as saturated anymore in the room and these floating fishes started dropping to the floor one by one dying...

Weird Dreams : Eating Crocodiles

Somehow while dreaming of this... I get the vibe that this has happened before when I was very very young.
The setting seems to be that of in a medieval European palace and I have access to this gun that shoots green goo, shoots lightning and bullets at monsters/people.

The lightning and bullets are usually aimed at monsters but spraying this green goo causes whom ever person it contacts to obey my every orders. A side effect was that the person affected by it will somehow crave for crocodile meat.

For some reason I sprayed my parents with it and they brought me to the Genting Highlands video game arcade to purchase some fresh whole crocodile already packaged in those see through packages...

Weird Dreams : Zombie Dispenser

Had a dream last night where I was a small boy and there was this huge vending machine that dispenses real zombies for 50 cents... I slotted in the coin , turn the dial and I have my own personal zombie...

Weird dream : Cultist

2 guys and a girl snatch theft a female friend of mine
I chased them through the woods in the snow
Chased them out of the fair compound
Ended up outside of an old looking building
Entered it and found myself speaking to an old man who seems like a philosopher
He explained why he tried to steal the bag of the girl
Says in it is a precious jewelry of immense power
He showed me two books which seems dated to the 1900s which depicts the life and wrath of God
Says that his spirit is saved onto the stone and that he has been known to take sacrifices.
Without me knowing I drank from a drugged flask while talking to the man and somehow woken up when I blacked out in my dreams....

.....Diablo?

Weird Dreams : Nightmares?

Two days ago, zombie dolls, teddy bears and hamsters haunted my dreams. They are trying to get me. They're forcing their way into my room....

Weird Dreams : Cold Darkness

It was dawn. Skidding around on ice with my sneakers.... then darkness descended. And I was walking around aimlessly in the dark...

Woke up, then dreamed I was being attacked by a cursed/possessed 1990s' personal computer.

Weird Dreams : Remote control car policemen

Dreamed that I was driving a manual car (which I haven't drove for almost 10 years) and the engine died while I was trying to make a u-turn on a two-way road. Some cops pulled over and fined me. In the process, they even installed a remote controlled system to control my car as they don't believe I'm able to drive it. I tried to talk my way out of a fine and gave them some cash to let it slide. Yet, they still went on with the remote control and controlled my car with me in it back home...

Weird Dreams : Dinosaurs in the sewers

After walking around a pseudo shopping complex/science research facility/university, somehow I was sent to look for someone with a high IQ around my area. Found a boy who was said to be a genius and psychic. Saw him displayed his abilities to think/strategize and his psychic powers by fending off some ninjas while he was outnumbered.
I ended up on the streets and for some reason I was trying to pick up manhole covers (labeled A-Z), specifically just Z and E to spell out the kid's name. Moment my partner and I picked up the two manhole covers rats and white frogs leaped out of the manholes, then a T-rex lunged out. While running from it noticed a bunch of other dinosaurs roaming about and 4 chimps who were normal and held in captivity nearby had turned into giants (king kong).
Somehow managed to escape the T-rex and ended up crashing someone's wedding and persuaded the groom with a commanding speech to sponsor us to find a way to make sure that there's a future...... he finally agreed and then I woke up.....