No one wanted him at first but he got along with the family, when he grew up, he was always fighting with Jett and Lucky, always lazy, ate our bak kua and char siew, bite our plants, eats grass, his butt is heart shaped, has one testicle (the other is inside him...), dug holes, destroyed plastic plant vases, licked people in their sleep, loves to eat ice , scared of thunder and fireworks which made him scratch and destroyed the doors in our house, peed in my room, and couldn't chase a ball and live up to his retriever name until he was 8 years old, loves sleeping around coconuts, used to hate taking baths and hairdryers but over time he loves it more and more, lays down and turns his head away from you because I didn't give him any attention/treats but deep down inside I know he still wants attention and occasionally he peeks to see if I'm still there...
Now with him gone, it's silence when I get home because he's no longer there to welcome me home with barks...
And I'm unable to bully, tease or slap his face while calling him a stupid and ugly dog again T_T
Gonna miss this ugly, stoopid, destructive but lovable dog...
10 Years was too short for you to go...
Goodbye pal