Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Weird Dreams : Squirrel Park

I had this dream.... Two nights ago.
Went to this squirrel park...
And was greeted by two playful squirrels.
They seem to be comfortable with humans. Kept following me expecting me to feed them food (squirrel park).

They were jumping over my shoulders all around.

Of the two squirrels , one was male and other female. Easy to tell as one of them were lighter color than the other. Another feature is for some reason, the female has boobs(not human boobs. More like a bump in the chest)

So after realizing we had no food, the male went into this "coconut" inside there's this "hamster wheel" thing for it to run around.

I felt pity for them, so I bought some nuts from the near by vending machine. Gave the female.

I went to the coconut to lure the male out. No response. So I picked it up. Looked inside, and found the male squirrel wedged between the wall and the wheel dead and bloodied.
The end

Post credits scene. The female squirrel likely the male's partner started going into a hysteric fit. Rage, confusion, it's super effective mode.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Weird Dreams : Durian Runtuh

I have this dream last night.... Kept me awake whole night...
Went to 7eleven in the UK to buy a "betting ticket" for 300yen.
You have to guess how many durian will fall off the tree when it is shaken. If you get it right, you get 3000 £.
Having previously dreamt of this, I bet 6 durian. Walked about 50 meters away to a tree near the city centre. This bet happens every hour. People gathered and waited anxiously.
12 durian fell... Along with a few giant inflatable watermelons
I then woke up in the middle of the night sue to disappointment... Then slept again..... This time I went to an imitation store ... Some bubble tea franchise copying the idea with a fake tree and inflatable fruits.
Lost again.... After the fruits fell, I noticed the workers carting the fruits back into storage to be reused.
It's only when I typed this out I realized I was subliminally dreaming of "durian runtuh".

Edit : Today is 7/11/17