2 months in Malaysia

Ahhh Malaysia, 2 months here.....
What have I learnt and experienced?

-You don't miss Malaysia as much as when you're overseas
-Malaysian food when smacked right infront of your face doesn't make it appetizing or amazing as you've imagined while you were overseas (Takde OOMPH)
-95% of your friends are overseas studying or too busy working
-You rot at home tolerating with crappy broadband service (Screamyx) brought to you by the best (and worst) ISP in Malaysia, TMnut.
-You return home only to see that in 2 days, petrol prices increased from RM1.90 to RM2.70
-You return home only to see that the US dollars you brought along is not enough thanks to the rising fuel prices
-You try to play dota only to find out that you disconnect more frequently than an otters banging clams on rocks to break it open.
-You call TMnut at least once every two days only to find from other sources that they were undergoing a one month 'upgrading' process.
-You return home to see more political drama unfolding which has more plot twists and chinese dramas
-You return home to find out that one of your dogs vision has deteriorated T_T
-You return home to smell the fresh air of Indonesia in Malaysia
-You return home to go out with friends only to find out that your car is no longer there
-You miss US more because their standard of living is higher and you can purchase items online with ease
-I had more fun in Ames for the last 2 weeks I was there than the 2 months I was in Malaysia
-I've also remembered why I hate KLCC TGV (my legs are too long for the seat.... I'm lucky I chose the corner seats)
-Taking public transportations just after the fuel price hike is like a battle for survival. Thankfully I'm tall (the tallest) enough to breath above everyones head.
-KL roads have about a 40~70% deficit in car users
-Malaysia has about a 40%~70% decrease in car accidents
-KL roads have about a 40%~70% increase in motorbike users
-Malaysia has about a 40%~70% increase in motorbike accidents
-Malaysians have become more kiam siap(kedekut, selfish) than usual
-Malaysian newspapers (particularly 'The Star') can still write crap stories about how fuel prices are gonna increase the price of their 'Roti Canai'.... SERIOUSLY, WTFH
-'The Star' writes about how hawkers are keeping their prices as usual (Yea that's news...)
-Malaysian newspapers are all LIES or FABRICATED STORIES. Thus the only thing worthwhile to read are 'Thumbnails", "Comments" , "InTech", and comics.


Well... there are more but those are what I could come up with in the past 10 mins or so...

07/08/08 Leaving KL
08/08/08 Reaching Ames
08/08/08 Olympic Games in Beijing

Ugliest Profile Picture On facebook

CLICK HERE TO SEE BEFORE YOU READ MY COMMENTS BELOW!!!!

























Well I've been had....
I changed my profile pic
Changed my privacy settings
Changed my profile info

I thought i was famous!
I was embarrassed
I was pale
I thought of the future "Hey! That's the ugliest guy on facebook!"
I think about how my friends would react


For a full 15 minutes...... Thanks to Adrian for pulling me out,
I was told it was a prank =.=

Yea, that link takes the data from your facebook profile (if you're logged in) and shows it to you.
I've been had for 15 mins.

For 15 mins I was famous, for 15 mins I was ugly
For 15 mins I was furious, for 15 mins I panicked
For 15 mins I was emo, for 15 mins I died

Bionic Bra : Generate electricity from bouncing breasts....

Right.. this is newest addition of weird bras in my blog.
You've seen solar bikinis, ring tone breasts enlargement, and now you shall see.....

BIONIC BRA!!!!source : http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/features/bionic-bra-victorias-circuit-862875.html


Well what does it do? Apparently when the user bounces their twins, the mechanism takes the kinetic energy from the bounces and changes it to ipod juice (electricity).

I didn't really read the whole article but I'm guessing that it should be able to power up other electronic devices. I can imagine line-up :
-AAA bratteries
-AA bratteries
-C bratteries
-D bratteries
-coming soon* car bratteries

How about their customer service?
Consumer A: Your product isn't working well. I've been joggin for hours with my ipod turned off and the batteries are still dead.
Technician : You're flat. We have a special discount on Bionic Bra buyers to get breast implants for a low cost of $$$$$$


Consumer B : I'm gonna sue you!!! Now everytime I breast feed my child he gets shocked!
Technician : The instructions that come with the product warned that it is only to be used on electronic devices.


Consumer C : I've got a D-cup, yet my iPod ain't chargin' up.
Technician : Did you try jumping higher and faster?

Consumer D : YOUR PRODUCT MADE MY BOOBS SAGGY!!!!
Technician : You'll harness more energy that way. We've already mentioned in one of our slogans... "The longer you use it, the more energy you'll get out of it in the long run"

Sleepless night.

Crap I just had a great thought to blog about and now I've forgotten about it....

I'm gettin old ><