Thursday, November 5, 2009

Why girls should marry engineers

Got this off a friend's blog (Occhua)

Let me tell you why girls should
eventually marry an engineer over a
Law, Management, Arts or Medical School
Graduate. He has three distinct
advantages over the rest of the
graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
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An engineer boyfriend can provide you
with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years
old, an engineer probably has a
respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car,
invest, have a comfortable life, and
get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a
lowly apprentice in law firm. Most
management graduates have just failed
on their first business plan. The arts
graduate is still looking for a job.
And the medical school graduate is
still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable
industriousness
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An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and
effort to understand you. Engineers
strain really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe
that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just
like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the
one. So even if they don’t understand
you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not
understand, they will figure out the
correct method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week’s
worth of happiness.) And once they
find out the secret formula, they will
just keep on repeating it so that
the desired results appear. Unlike the
Lawyer who will argue with you.
The Management graduate who will try
to control your spending, The Arts
graduate who will ‘change major’.
And the medical school graduate who
will operate on you. And you know
what, it’s really so easy to make
engineer s believe that You are
the ‘one’. Say that you like one of
their project and they will be hooked
to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend
will never betray your trust.
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Let me first tell you what is wrong
with the rest of the others – The
lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your
money. The arts graduate will flirt,
and you probably just look like another
cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too
busy to have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to
you about that. Hence, an engineer
is the most secure boyfriend that you
will ever find – rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and
please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you. plus they
r cooler than the others So girls, why
procrastinate? Get an engineer for
your boyfriend xP


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