Sunday, February 14, 2010

Alcoholism

Alcoholism : A religion that revolves around alcohol

The amendments :
Thou shall gather every weekends and consume alcohol
Thou shall not steal alcohol but it is okay to share your alcohol with others
Thou shall not waste alcohol by puking it out. It's synonymous to having an abortion.
Drinking cheap light beer is blasphemy. That goes to say drinking pure alcohol is suicide.

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