Saturday, October 2, 2010

Dear Tarzan/George of the Jungle

Dear Tarzan/George of the Jungle,

That loin cloth you wore all your life will not bear you any kids. Dead animals' skin, not properly sanitized, it's a miracle you still manage to live til you were an adult without much medication and relying solely on your antibodies. What's even more amazing is that you were able to bear kids and at the same time not inflicting any STI's to your dearly beloved. And speaking of your loving and faithful wife, are you sure she isn't cheating on you? As mentioned before I doubt you're able to have any healthy kids... so why does your wife/spouse gave birth to a healthy one? It boggles the mind.

From,
HD FS 276 (Sexual Education) student.

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