Saturday, October 2, 2010

Flirtations

Do pick-up lines really work? Lemme try my luck

"Can i take a picture with you? what for? I wanna show santa what I want for Christmas"


Or maybe something a little unorthodox?

"Did you fart? Cause you totally blew me away"


how about something I came up with all these diet routines going around :

"How much can you eat before you realize that you're getting fat? What if I took you to _____(expensive) restaurant for dinner?"
I think the only thing I'll probably get out of that is a slap to the face...


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